Do?

"Do" - When did people stop having and start doing?  When I order from a menu I have something to eat; I do not do something to eat.  I'll have the chowder but I will not do the chowder.

Do Not Pass Go

"Incarcerated" - Why is it that the only people to use this word are either those that are in jail or their relatives?  Come on!  Could it be that it's the only 5 syllable word you know?  Admit it, you are in jail, in prison, in the pokie, locked up, in the hoosegow, tossed in the brig, in stir, in the big house, or been sent up the river!!

Been Where and DID What?

"Been there done that" - Oh yeah?  If you have no more clever retort than this then I guess you have...except for school because you missed the days we studied grammar and creativity.