Hot Mess

I'm wondering what constitutes a hot mess.  Does it supersede a royal mess?  Does it pack more punch than just saying that something is a mess?  Lumpy mashed potatoes or burnt eggs might be classifiable as a hot mess but I think little else does.  

Text Messaging and Online Chat Abbreviations

All I need to say is that any adult that uses OMG, HMU, and so forth need to turn in their adult license and return to middle school.

Technobabble -

At The End Of The Day

At The End Of The Day - This phrase is really getting under my skin.  I think in the last week I have heard it on sound bites from the Oscars, Capital Hill, and the sports report.  BORING!  Let's revert to, "when it's all said and done", or "when the dust clears".

Guru

Guru - Note to whomever was the first to tie the word guru with computers and technology....STOP IT!! I am not now, nor will I ever be, a guru of anything.  A guru is a teacher or a master...sure I.T. guys can be all that but we'd rather you just call us by name.